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A guide to what a woman is saying
Fun, I don't completely agree with this list ;)
Thiru


1. I just need some space! (...without you in it)

2. Do I look fat in this dress? (hmm...We haven't had afight in a while)

3. No! Pizza's fine! (...you cheap slob)

4. I just don't want a boyfriend noe !(I just don't want you as a boyfriend now)

5. I don't know...what do you want to do?( I can't believe you have nothing planned!)

6. Come here. (My puppy does this too.)

7. I like you but...(I don't like you)

8. Yes(no)

9. No(Yes)

10. May be (never)

11. I'll be ready in a minute. (I'm reay, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will)

12. Oh, no, I'll pay for myself. (Im just being nice, there's no way I'm going to dutch.)

13. Oh Yes!!!Right there!!!!!!! (Well,near there I just want to get this over with)

14. I'm just going out with the girls (And we are gonna make fun of you and your friends)

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Give a thought !!!


 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am
 not joking. even US
 has got debts), where did all the money go?

 2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
 tests it?

 3. What is the speed of darkness?

 4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never
 damaged during a plane
 crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that
 stuff?

 5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

 6. Can you cry under water?

 7. Why do people say, "you've been working like a
 dog" when dogs just
 sit around all day?

 8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone
 reversed?

 9. Do fish ever get thirsty?

 10. Can you get cornered in a round room?

 11. What does OK actually mean?

 12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they
 sleep?

 13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

 14. If corn oil is made f! rom corn, and vegetable
 oil is made from
 vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

 15. What should one call a male ladybird?

 16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
 cured would they
 remember that they forgot?

 17. Can you blow a balloon up under water?

 18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already
 built?

 19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and
 you turned on your
 radio would you be able to hear it?

 20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and
 you turn your
 headlights on, what happens?

 21. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

 22. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it
 all the way down to
 the core of the earth?

 23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to
 at least 130 when
 you legally can't go that fast on any road?

 LIfE  woUlD  haVe  bEEn  So  siMplE  iF  We  hAd
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Tough CEO
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

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Great things in this world are FREE

I wonder some great things in this world need no money to be sent. It comes absolutely FREE, like Email.

You need NOT pay money to say good words to your mother.

You need NOT pay money to listen to a good old friend.

You need NOT pay money to express your love to your sweetheart.

You need NOT pay money to attend your friend's school drama function.

But, these actions can produce more profound effects which MONEY CANNOT BUY.

This is my humble opinion.

Janhavi